I have checked the facts and can confirm that it all checks out.
Contrary to unpopular belief, the saying “What Would Swayze Do?” is indeed exactly ten thousand times better than the saying “What Would Jesus Do?”.
In fact, some of the world’s leading Swayze scientists speculate that “What Would Swayze Do?” might even be one million times better than the “What Would Jesus Do?”
So Jesus, if you are reading this right now, feel free to suck it.
Consider this fact to be officially checked.