In the not so distant past, Fact Checker 5000 claimed that their “fact-checking math is always correct.”
I have checked the facts and can verify with 5000% confidence that this is indeed true.
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On May 25, 2018 Seattle musician Mike Votava sent out an email newsletter to his less than dozens of fans. He claimed that “Memorial Day weekend is 80 days long.”
I have checked the facts and can confirm that this is not the case.
Memorial Day weekend is not 80 days long.
Memorial Day weekend is only three days long. And if my fact-checking math is correct (and it always is), that is exactly 77 days less than stupid dumb Mike Votava’s bullshit claim. What a dummy.
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*This fact was submitted by Kerry Garvin via the Submit Your Facts form.
The exact amount of kids that New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning has fathered has been a hugely debated topic the last few years. Is it ten, three, fifteen, zero, twenty-five? Nobody knows for sure. And in this day and age, quite frankly, it is is really hard to tell. It’s not like there is a magic box out there where we can just type in our questions and it will give us answers. If only it were that easy.
No matter which side of the debate you fall on, Factchecker5000 is here to set the record straight. We will get to the bottom of this Eli Manning kids debacle.
We recently constructed a hand written letter, specifically addressed to Eli Manning himself. It reads:
Dear Eli Manning,
How many kids do you have? I would like to know.
Thanks,
Fact Checker McGee
Eli Manning has yet to respond but we will let you know as soon as he does. Until then, we will have no way of knowing for sure how many kids Eli Manning has. So you can all stop arguing about it like a bunch of ding dongs.
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*This fact was submitted by Travis Young via the Submit Your Facts form.
You have probably noticed that there has been a lot of talk out there from the media and the Russians about how the “The leaves aren’t going to rake themselves.”
I have checked the facts and can confirm that this is indeed true. These leaves aren’t going to rake themselves.
Don’t believe me? Then I kindly ask you to watch the video below. Notice how these leaves aren’t raking themselves.
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On December 14, 2016 Seattle musician Mike Votava sent out an email newsletter to his dozens of fans. He compared himself to Norah Jones and said that they were both “once-in-a-generation musical talents”.
I have checked the facts and can confirm that this is not the case. Mike Votava is not a “once-in-a-generation musical talent”. The truth is he kind of sucks at most things and his butt smells.
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On December 13, 2016 Seattle musician Mike Votava wrote on his website that he won an oscar for his work in Sam Russell & the Harborrats’ music video for their song “Born to Hurt”
I have checked the facts and can confirm that this is not the case. Mike Votava did not win an Oscar for his work in the “Born To Hurt” music video. In fact, Mike Votava has never won an Oscar and his butt smells.
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The popular fact checking website factchecker5000.com claims to be the best fact checking website on the internet.
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